December 2009
71 posts
November 2009
106 posts
If you are anything like me, your answer is something along the lines of “ME! ME! I DO! I DO!!!”
there are 27 days until my favorite blogger comes to live with me on the 27th
Did you mean: favorite person
Bitties in the BK lounge — De la Soul
Cancer
The wife answered the phone. “You have cancer,” said the husband. “Do I have cancer or do you have cancer?” the wife said. She had just woken up and was confused. “We both have cancer,” the husband said. “What about Ignatio?” the wife said. Ignatio was the pet iguana. “Ignatio still has cancer,” the husband said. “You know that.”
The doorbell rang. The wife went to the door. It was a group of kids. Ten kids. And one adult. “All these kids have cancer,” the adult said.
“Do you have cancer?” the wife said.
“What the fuck do you think?” the adult said. “Yeah. I have cancer.”
The wife went back to the phone. “Your mom has cancer,” the husband said.
“My toothbrush has cancer,” the wife said, and got stomach cancer. “I just got stomach cancer.”
” —Today The Sky is Blue and White withBright Blue Spots and a Small Pale
Moon and I Will Destroy Our
Relationship Today
by Tao Lin (via breathinggold)
LCD Soundsystem — Yr city’s a sucker